I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend That Tee
I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend That Tee
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Care Instructions
To preserve the beauty of your dress, we recommend gentle hand washing or dry cleaning. Do not bleach. Hang or lay flat to dry. Steam or iron on low heat if needed.
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- Standard Shipping: 5–9 business days — $3.95
- Express Shipping: 4–7 business days — $9.95
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Some days, you just can’t fake it—and that’s okay. This women’s statement t shirt featuring the quote “I Don’t Have The Energy To Pretend That I Like You” says what most people are thinking but few are brave enough to admit. It’s a perfect mix of humor, truth, and unapologetic honesty for those who value real connections over polite small talk.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee offers the kind of comfort you need when you’re keeping it real. The relaxed fit makes it easy to wear for everyday errands, casual hangouts, or just lounging on the days when your patience is in short supply.
Whether you wear it for the laugh, the truth, or both, this shirt is your go-to for saying more with less. Because pretending takes energy—and you’ve got better things to do.
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |

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EEmily R.Verified BuyerPerfect for a summer weddingI wore this to my cousin's wedding and felt amazing all day. The fit was exactly as expected, and I received so many compliments. I ordered my usual size S.I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend That Tee Was this helpful? 23 2
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OOlivia H.Verified BuyerBeautiful dressReally happy with this purchase. I only wish I had steamed it before trying it on because it arrived with a few wrinkles from shipping.I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend That Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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CChloe W.Verified BuyerWorth every dollarThe quality surprised me. The material has a nice weight and doesn't feel see-through at all. I'll definitely order another style.I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend That Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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AAmanda K.Verified BuyerEngagement photo approvedBought this for our engagement photos and couldn't be happier. It looked beautiful in natural light and fit perfectly.I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend That Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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NNicole B.Verified BuyerRuns slightly roomyI was between sizes and ordered the larger one. It still looked great, but I probably could have gone with my usual size.I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend That Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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HHannah C.Verified BuyerComfortable all eveningWore this to a formal dinner and didn't have to adjust it once. It stayed comfortable from start to finish.I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend That Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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MMegan L.Verified BuyerLove the qualityBeautiful stitching and a really elegant design. It feels much more expensive than it actually is.I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend That Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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RRachel S.Verified BuyerTrue to sizeI followed the size chart and ordered a Medium. It fit exactly the way I wanted.I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend That Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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AAshley D.Verified BuyerReceived so many complimentsEveryone kept asking where I bought this dress. It's simple, elegant, and easy to accessorize.I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend That Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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LLauren P.Verified BuyerVacation favoritePacked this for my trip to Italy and wore it twice. It's lightweight, comfortable, and photographs beautifully.I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend That Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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BBrittany G.Verified BuyerLovely dressThe zipper was a little stiff the first time, but after wearing it once everything worked perfectly. Overall, I'm very happy.I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend That Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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KKayla N.Verified BuyerHelpful customer serviceI wasn't sure which size to buy, so I contacted support first. They recommended a Small, and it fit perfectly.I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend That Tee Was this helpful? 0 0